BLACK EXCEL'S

COMIC COLLEGE CORNER

(The Light bulb Question!)

*The team at Black Excel found this college related "light bulb" question and responses to be hilarious. Thanks to author Linda Tischer, writing about colleges, for her tongue-in-cheek humor...

 Not to be outdone Black Excel added our creative input, ending Linda's FUN with the addition of FIVE of our Historically Black Colleges. It's our (chuckle) contribution...

 HARVARD:
How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?
One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

 DARTMOUTH COLLEGE:
How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a light bulb?
None--Hanover doesn't have electricity.

 MIT:
How many MIT students does it take to change a light bulb?
Five--one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked bulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.

 WELLESLEY COLLEGE:
How many Wellesley students does it take to change a light bulb?
The whole student body--girls can't to anything right.

 BROWN UNIVERSITY:
How many Brown students does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven--one to change the light bulb and 10 to share the experience.

 WESLEYAN UNVERSITY:
How many Wesleyan students does it take to change a light bulb?
Wesleyan's boycotting GE--you know, military-industrial complex and all that.

 BATES COLLEGE:
How many Bates students does it take to change a light bulb?
27--A committee of 12 well-represented, diverse segments of the campus to study the question of whether we should, in fact, change the bulb, and a task force of 15 to analyze the appropriate implementation strategies for changing it.

 COLBY COLLEGE:
How many Colby students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two--one to check the retail price of a bulb in Waterville, the other to drive to Freeport to get a better deal.

FIVE HISTORICALLY BLACK COLLEGES with BLACK EXCEL ON STAGE!!!

SPELMAN COLLEGE:
How many Spelman students does it take to change a light bulb?
None--whenever a Spelman sister walks into a room it lights up!

 GRAMBLING COLLEGE:
How many Grambling students does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten--one to quarterback the play, one to beat the drum, three to begin the march, one to put up the score, and four to cheer at the sideline.

 FLORIDA A&M UNIVERSITY:
How many Florida A & M students does it take to change a light bulb?
Three--one to go find a Merit Scholarship winner, one student photograhper to capture the moment, and a freshman to hold the ladder.

XXXX COLLEGE:
How many Xxxx students does it take to change a light bulb?
The entire student body--they've got to find a light bulb!

 XAVIER UNIVERSITY:
How many Xavier students does it take to change a light bulb?
Fourteen--three to sterilize the room, one to go get a nurse or doctor, and a 10-team committee to make sure students read and follow the instruction manual.

 It's all in fun!

 --Isaac Black
Black Excel Founder

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